i don't like sucking hair
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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