Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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