People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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