How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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