She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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