Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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