I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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