Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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