You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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