Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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