So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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