I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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