Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
How's work?
Spinning.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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