i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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