doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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