the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he fucked my hip out of place.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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