Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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