Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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