That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
one two three fourrrrnication!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
