It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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