She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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