Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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