One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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