He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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