i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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