3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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