ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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