I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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