i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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