dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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