They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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