If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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