I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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