how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Randomize
