Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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