At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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