You smell like stripper and shame
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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