I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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