People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
