You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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