Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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