David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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