I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Do you still have your period?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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