if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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