just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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