We won't sleep together?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you still have your period?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
two words...techno handjob
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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