the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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