You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sext me about skeletons
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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