he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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