school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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