just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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