Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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