But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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