a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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