i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My vagina is officially offended.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
