No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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